> Gone to the dogs, and cats and ferrets, etc.

" God in Heaven, being this good looking is exhausting"
" I will kill you in your sleep"
" Do not make me kick your ass"
Poodles gone wild
"Oh, look, that pony I've been asking for!"
'Oh, geez. Not the flashy thing again. I'm trying to nap, here"
"Hold still?  Hold STILL? I'm a ferret, for God's sake!  We do NOT hold still!"
"See?  I told you I could fit in here."
My eyes! My eyes!
Little. Yellow. Scruffy.
"Would somebody shut that fucking dog up.already?"