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I am a married mother of 5 (I only gave birth to 3 of em,before anyone asks if I'm Catholic or just stupid). The other 2 are my stepsons. All the kids are smarter,better looking and more likely to succeed than other peoples' kids. Except yours. Cause yours are great too.

I manage a pet grooming salon, which is fancy talk for 'I do dog hair'.


I is a reader. I cannot get enough of the written word. Unless it's important or relevant. Then? Ugh. But I love me some some trashy chick lit! Ooh. And cheap-ass magazines too. I'm still refusing to read tabloids though,so that kinda makes me a Good Person,right? No? Well,Bite me.